i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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