His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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