Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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