i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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