Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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