David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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