The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i came on her dog
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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