I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
