that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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