yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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