Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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