I didn't shave. On purpose
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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