Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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