In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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