Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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