..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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