It's Friday. Sex?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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