dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
In America we eat man semen.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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