Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
