In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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