fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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