of course. lets lasso hookers.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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