just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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