I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
only you would photoshop your dick
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
