She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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