I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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