I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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