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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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