Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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