no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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