Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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