dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
my sisters under your porch take her home
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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