my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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