Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
