when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
