Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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