Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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