where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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