i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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