Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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