I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Text me some of your sweat
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