let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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