The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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