they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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