Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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