We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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