Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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