I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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