wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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