How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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