That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
