Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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