summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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