ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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