did you get engaged???
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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