No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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