I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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