Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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